Hey I'm Mandei. I mostly just reblog things like Marvel, Harry Potter, my ships, and basicly just things that spark my interest.

 

rambozus:

itsmemorized:

Oh my GOD
My grandma bought my grandpa new pants and my mom asked him how they felt and he goes “like a cheaply made castle” and we were like what and he goes “no ballroom”
GRANDPA NO

Grandpa yes.

jackviolet:

When guys say “I prefer girls who don’t wear makeup,” 97% of the time what they mean is “I want a girl with perfectly clear creamy skin, no under eye circles, rosy lips, dark eyelashes, defined eyebrows, and I want her to have all this ~naturally~ without any hint she works for it because that would be ~shallow~, so basically I expect to date someone who is like 0.04% of the population.”

thetsunamifan:

necrophilofthefuture:

Meet Pickles, aka “Catosaurus.” He was rescued in Boston and he’s over 3 feet long.

that cat is literally the size of Tom

thetsunamifan:

necrophilofthefuture:

Meet Pickles, aka “Catosaurus.” He was rescued in Boston and he’s over 3 feet long.

that cat is literally the size of Tom

boys: if ur slutty enough to send a nude pic then u deserve to have it shared everywhere lmao

boys: please send me nudes baby you're so beautiful i just wanna see more of you please baby i thought you loved me